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Jokes Sms Biography

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    “Bhenchod Mammay Dekh”

    in Dirty SMS

    Tags: Chudai SMS, Sexy SMS

    Tharki

    Larkon ko lrkiyon

    Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,

    Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,

    Socho?    .

    Nahi pata?

    Un k pyary pyary bary bary

    Baal.

    Tu Mummay smjha na?

    saale tharki..

    in Dirty SMS

    DON

    Larki Bachay Sy:

    Apni luli Nikalo..

    BACHA: OK..

    LARKI: Ye Kya Aap Ki luli To Pakri He Nahi Jati..

    BACHA:

    “DON KO PAKARNA MUSHKIL HE NAHI BAL K NAMUMKIN HE.

    in Dirty SMS

    No Balance!

    Ek larki ko peche se kisi ne ungli di aur chup gaya

    peche ek 65 sala baba ta.

    LARKI:baba g miscal ap ne ki?

    Baba shalwar kol k bola mera to balanc hi khatam hai

    in Dirty SMS

    Poo!

    Wo kon sa amal hai jis mein apko rahat or dosron ki lanat aik sath mlti hai    nahi pata

    wait    /.poooon.

    L_/_/

    in Dirty SMS

    Lun Ke Sath!

    A vilage lady 2Doctor:Mje kuch dino k liye Bacha nahi chaiye.

    Dr:To yh lo CONDOM.

    Vilage lady:ye pani k sath laina hay ya dodh k sth.

    Dr:”Lun”k sath .

    in Dirty SMS

    Tags: Condom SMS

    Payment Done!

    1 Larki bina sex kiye sardar se paise le k bhag gayi sardar ne akhbar mein add dia

    “1 Larki

    Qad 5 ft

    Rung Gora

    Nam Geta

    Jise mile Chod dae,payment ho chuk

Musafir (Gard se): gard saheb kia gari chalne mein itna waqt hai keh main chaye pi aayon.

Gard: is kay yakeen dilane kay liye mein khud aap ke sath chal sakta hon chaye pine kay liye.

Aik aadmi ko buhat pias lagi huyi thi. Woh aik sharbat walay kay pas gia aur kaha mujhay aik glass sharbat do. Phir kaha meri larayi honay wali hai.

Sharbat walay nay dheyan nahi dia aur sharbat ka glass pesh kia.

Woh aadmi sharbat pi kar bola. Mujhay aik glass sharbat aur do meri larayi honay wali hai.

            ('.')

          _/: : \_

   []""""< "<""""[]

Asi tay manji te aa gae

Hun tusi v so jao "GOOD NIGHT"

in Good Night SMS

Bhoot Night

So jao

So jao

Bina sms kiye

hi so jao

Sapne may

BHOOT aen ge

Or apko yaad dilaen ge K aap ne aaj

mujhe*GööD NighT*nai

kaha

Koi baat nahi Have BHOOT NIGHT”

SleePy sMs FÖR a SleePy PersoN FrÖM a SleePy FrienD fÖr a SleePy reaSon aT a SleePy TimE on ThE SleePy NighT iN a SleePy MÖÖD TÖ SaY SleeeeeP G(‘,’)(‘,’)D Night

in Good Night SMS

Pyari Gal

Lo Vai Sajno Tay Mitro,

Allah Tuanu Sakoon Di Neend Dy

Ya

Na Dy,

Pr Mainoo Zaroor Dy…

Aj Di Isi Pyari G Gal Dy Naal GOOD NIGHT

in Good Night SMS

Punjabi Night

DiL V, 13

::

* 80 v, tery

::

* hor, 10

::

* ki haal ay, 13

::

* ok g ijazat, 2

::

* 32 bujhao, or

::

* 100 jao,

::

Good Night

in Good Night SMS

Still Sleeping?

  ('.') Hy, u r

< )'(>  stil

_/\_  sleeping!

Get up from the bèd

,         ('.')

|)      _/)'(\_

]"""""""< <"""[ shabash

"GOOD MORNING"

in Good Night SMS

Lait Jao

 ('.') Hy, O Rabba,

< )'(>  Hale tk

_/'\_  jagdy pye O.

Challo leto bed ty,

,         ('.')

|)      _/)'(\_

]"""""""< <"""[ 

  ¤¤<<>>¤¤

in Good Night SMS

Hun So Jao

Ek Ghora ek ghori ko manaa raha tha aur ghori naheen maan rahi thi. manatey manatey woh dono beech bazaar ke aa gaye aur ghori maan gai.. ab public ko aisa moqa to chahiye hi hota hey chunanche woh unn donon ke ird gird kharey ho ker tamasha dekhna shuru ho geye. Ghora Ghori per cher to gya lekin ab us ka Lund ghori ke ander naheen ja raha tha. tamashiyoon mein se ek shakhs se na rahney huwa aur us ne agey barh ker ghorey ka Lund apney hathoon se paker ker ghori ki Phuddy mein dalney ki koshish shuru ker di... issi asnaa mein ghorey neapna moon pechey ker ke insaani awaz mein kaha......

"O Pann choddaa, iddi kaali manoon nai ae jidi tanoo ae"

Yani....Itni jaldi majhe naheen hey jitni tujhe hey.

Meera dinner kay bad waiter sy: “ ye lo 100 rupay tip, go and “KILL THE WAVES”

Waiter pareshan ho kar bola: “KILL THE WAVES” matlab

Meera: a u non sense fool! Pandu pepole!

Mera matlab hai……………JA OR JA K MOJAAN MAAR….!

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Meera: America ko Evening per hamla nahin karna chahye...............................

Meera jee America Evening per nahin "Shaam" per hamla karnay lga hay............................

Meera: Off course pagal shaam ko english main evening kehta hain

Veena malik ka khitaab

Sanooker Bewakufon ka khail hay

"Danda Hath me or Ball Sorakh Me"

Game ka maza to tub aata hay "jab ball hath me aur Danda Sorakh me ho"

Veena Malik ka sports day pay taqreeb say khetaab

(Happy sports day)

Veena Malik ka Pak army kay jawaanon say khitaab

Aagr meri jesi ek larki pak army ki tmam units ma post kr di jae to fouj ki leave ki problem hamesha k liye khatam ho skti hay,

…………………………………………………………..Veena Malik ka Corps comd conf men point, SM Khush

Veena malik ka boycot

Agr us larki ko pta hota k us rat me kitna maza hy tu wo kbi pepsi lene na bhagti….!!!

……………………………..Veena Malik  ka 65 wali pepsi ka bycot krty hue josh me a geen……..!!

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Dullah Suhaag raat dua maang raha tha " ya khuda mujhay taaqat aur tajraba atta kar"...................Dulhan boli: tu sirf taaqat ki dua kar, tajarba mujhe boht hai.

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Gabbar Singh jab paida hua to uski maa ne usy bohat maara, 

Nurse ne pucha,"Kyu maar rahi ho?"  Maa ne kaha, Paida hote hi puch raha hai kitne aadmi thay maa................?

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Girl: Ye Love kaise hota hai?

Boy: "L" ko pakar k, "O" ko daba k, "V" mai daal k jb "E" ki awaz aey to samajh lo LOVE ho gaya

Veena Malik kay SMS

Aurat CD ki trha hoti hay jo sirf aik taraf say USE hoti hay.Magar pathaanon nay ise Cassette bana rakha hay

Veena malik ki peshawar se wapsi per rote huy media say guftagu.

 Doodh ka SMS

Nido, Olper’s, Haleeb, aur Milk Pak Ki advertisement per koi pabandi nahi to phir mere doodh per Q?

……………Muneer Gujar ki bhains ka pur-zur ehtajaj …...………..aap veena malik samjhay thay naan

Shreefana SMS

 Larki: mjhy boht sardi lg rhe ha

Larka: Mri jacket pehn lo

Larki: nai mjhy apni banhon ma lay lo.

Larka: sorry…ye islam ma jaiz nahin hay

Subhan Allah kah kar fwd karain larkay kitnay shareef ho gay hain.

Jokes Sms Romantic SMS in Urdu for Husband for Boyfriend Hindi for Girlfriend Malayalam Images Pics PHotos

Jokes Sms Romantic SMS in Urdu for Husband for Boyfriend Hindi for Girlfriend Malayalam Images Pics PHotos

Jokes Sms Romantic SMS in Urdu for Husband for Boyfriend Hindi for Girlfriend Malayalam Images Pics PHotos

Jokes Sms Romantic SMS in Urdu for Husband for Boyfriend Hindi for Girlfriend Malayalam Images Pics PHotos

Jokes Sms Romantic SMS in Urdu for Husband for Boyfriend Hindi for Girlfriend Malayalam Images Pics PHotos

Jokes Sms Romantic SMS in Urdu for Husband for Boyfriend Hindi for Girlfriend Malayalam Images Pics PHotos

Jokes Sms Romantic SMS in Urdu for Husband for Boyfriend Hindi for Girlfriend Malayalam Images Pics PHotos

Jokes Sms Romantic SMS in Urdu for Husband for Boyfriend Hindi for Girlfriend Malayalam Images Pics PHotos

Jokes Sms Romantic SMS in Urdu for Husband for Boyfriend Hindi for Girlfriend Malayalam Images Pics PHotos

Jokes Sms Romantic SMS in Urdu for Husband for Boyfriend Hindi for Girlfriend Malayalam Images Pics PHotos

Jokes Sms Romantic SMS in Urdu for Husband for Boyfriend Hindi for Girlfriend Malayalam Images Pics PHotos