Funny Romantic Sms Biography
Source(google.com.pk)
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange……
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???
ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain…
I have a confession to make, ever since I have known you,
Its kinda hard for me to forget you.
Every night u appear in my dreams
And I find my self shouting…..
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
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I look at the stars, the stars are beautiful
Then I look at you……
I ……
I …….
I rather look at the stars again. *****
Dil Se Dil Laga Kar To Dekho,
Hamari Yaadon Main Ansoo Bahaa Kar To Dekho,
Sms Kya Call Bhi Karongi,
Ek Bar Mere Mobile Ka Bill Chuka Kar To Dekho
Apni Zindagi Se Kuch Pal De
Do Mujhe,
Aj Na Sahi Apna Kal De Do
Mujhe,
Khushi Do Ya Na Do Marzi Tumhari,
Apni Kisi “girl Friend” Ka Number De Do Mujhay..
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U R A Good Runner
Bcoz
U R Always Running
N
My Mind
U R A Good Thief
Bcoz
U Have Stolen My Heart
&
I M Always A Bad Shooter
Bcoz
I Miss U Always
Monday Ko Dosti
Tuesday Ko Pyar
Wednesday Ko Shadi
Thursday Ko Barbadi
Friday Ko Fighting
Saturday Ko Talaq
Sunday Ko Rest
Monday Ko Next
Aisi Apni Wife Ho
5.5 Jis Ki Height Ho
Jeans Jis Ki Tight Ho
Face Jiska Bright Ho
Weight May Thori C Light Ho
Umer Main Difference Slight Ho
Thori C Wo White Ho
Makeup Thora Light Ho
Zulfain Dainamite Ho
Hont Us K Aisay Ho Jaisay Coke Dite Ho
Aisi Apni Wife Ho To Kya Haseen Life Ho…..
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I Love U
I Really Love U
I Love U More Than Everything
In The World
.
.
.
.
Yehi Kehna Chahta Tha Majnoon
Apni Laila Se,per Baycharay Ko
English Nahi Ati Thi.
Tum
Ache
Sache
Pyare
Imandar
Samajdar
Aqalmand
Sharif
Logon Se Door Rehna!
Warna Wo B “kharab”
Ho Jayengay.
Girl:ask To Molvi
Can I Kiss A Man?
Molvi:astaghfirullah
Girl:can I Kiss A Boy?
Molvi:nauzubillah
Girl:can I Kiss U?
Molvi:bismillah Bismillah.
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